Alert the media, call Dr. Howard Dean:

Hurry Plainitis is doing a number on Jesse.

The Rev. Jesse Jackson was hospitalized on Thursday after complaining of severe stomach pains.  Jackson became ill earlier this week is undergoing testing at Northwestern Hospital.

As for a diagnosis, doctors have told the 66 year-old Jackson that he has viral gastroenteritis, (stomach pains were terrible) however they are conducting a few more tests.

I think he watched Sarah Palin’s speech and that is what this is all about.

According to Jackson, he was working on voter registrations in Georgia, while campaigning for the selected democratic nominee, Barack Obama, when he began to feel sick and apparently became dehydrated.

I call it Palinitis. What do you think???

http://www.perezhilton.com

As of today, Jackson said he was feeling better, though he’s still not certain when he’ll be released.