Cops arrived to the scene around 5:41 PM on March 4, arrested the guy, and filed a police report … here are the highlights … it’s classic.
“Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured.”
“Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached.”
“At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle’s eye’s [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance.”
“I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, ‘I wrecked my bar stool.’”
“I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, ‘a lot.’”
“I asked if the bar stool even ran and said, ‘yes, it will go around 38 miles per hour.’”
Wygle, who has undoubtedly become a cult hero in frat houses across the country, pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
But now, in a little-noticed move, the House Financial Services Committee, led by chairman Barney Frank, has approved a measure that would, in some key ways, go beyond the most draconian features of the original AIG bill. The new legislation, the “Pay for Performance Act of 2009,” would impose government controls on the pay of all employees – not just top executives — of companies that have received a capital investment from the U.S. government. It would, like the tax measure, be retroactive, changing the terms of compensation agreements already in place. And it would give Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner extraordinary power to determine the pay of thousands of employees of American companies.
Geithner will have the authority to decide what pay is “unreasonable” or “excessive.” Hey, guess who gets to develop the evaluation method?
The Treasury Department gets to come up with a method to evaluate “the performance of the individual executive or employee to whom the payment relates.”
Another glorious malware turd to watch out for as it deploys on April 1, 2009.
So they say? Don’t take chances although some folks think it is bunk.
If you’re using a Windows PC, wise up and make sure your anti-virus software is up to date, because the “Conficker” worm is preparing to do … something.
Point your browser towards f-secure.com, secureworks.com, microsoft.com or other security sites. If you get a “page cannot be displayed” error for all the sites, there’s a good chance they’re blocked by Conficker or similar malware on your PC.
If that happens to you, you’d also be blocked from normally downloading free Conficker removal tools. But you can get around the malware blocks by using a Web proxy or alternate download links, according to Stewart. Here are some links:
A male dirtbag friend is shopping the video. She talks about daddy in the video…uh oh. Apparently, the BF is willing to sing quite a bit for a higher price tag. Lots of icky details that could prove to be very embarrassing to daddy.
The video shows a woman, who is represented by the seller and his attorneys to be Biden’s daughter Ashley, snorting several lines of cocaine.
Ashley Biden, 27, who is a social worker employed with the Delaware Department of Children, Youth and Families. She is also a board member of the Delaware YWCA organization.
The tape was shot this year.
Asking price for the video tape: $250,000. Several organizations have seen the tape. The only question that remains, is who will bite?
Role model?
News clips show that Ashley Biden was once arrested for marijuana possession while she was a college student in New Orleans in 1999. The charges were later dismissed.
In 2002, The Los Angeles Times reported that Ashley, then 21, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of obstructing a police officer outside a Chicago bar.
