Are you kidding me? What the heck is the wine chalice full of?
FYI, Michelle is still the boss. Don’t think that Alexander had a Nancy Pelosi on his team either.
March 26, 2009
Are you kidding me? What the heck is the wine chalice full of?
FYI, Michelle is still the boss. Don’t think that Alexander had a Nancy Pelosi on his team either.
March 26, 2009
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the one’s down the street who (in good times) refinanced their house several times and bought SUV’s, ATV’s, an RV, a pool a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. Listen, I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
XXXXXX XXXX
Queen Creek, AZ
P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, so when do you want me to start making those payments?
P.S.S I almost forgot, they aren’t going to file their income tax return this year. Should I file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?
Just had to post.
March 26, 2009
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog license tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax,hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma Nevada & New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money.
NOTE: When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake.
In the interest of fair treatment, please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Daschele and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.P. S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
A friend asks, “Is there anything that has been left out?”
March 25, 2009
Obama vs Bush
Obama defenders are claiming the graphic above represents biased Heritage Foundation numbers. The graphic itself, is from the Washington Post.
So, where is that “cut the deficit in half” on this pictorial? Nowhere to be found. Obama is a liar. Always was and always will be. Where are the spending cuts? Nowhere to be found. Just the opposite.
March 25, 2009
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PSALM 2009 – 2012
FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT
OBAMA IS A SHEPHERD,
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,
I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.
THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER
IN A RENTED HOME.
BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.
So when is he going to go back to church?
March 25, 2009
You bet he was cherry picking tonight.
…Senior Administration Officials notified reporters from Stars & Stripes, Univision and other news outlets that they should have question ready. Several reporters moved up in assigned seats as result…
Obama skips major papers: No NYT, WaPo, WSJ, USA Today
He needs Univision for his upcoming arsekissing session with Mexico next month. The border situation is not going very well.
As for Stars & Stripes, Obama needs to keep them within arm’s reach. I don’t believe that he has much use for newspapers anymore. He won or haven’t you heard that yet?