Shamelessly stolen from Uppity Woman’s commenter: Pips. #9 Murdered with a spoon. Better than I write about Michelle Obama as Cat Woman and POTUS as Erkel.
“This is a haunted house. Our job is to scare you. If you are a parent, be a parent. If your child is traumatized by this adventure, our only regret will be that someone did not feed you to the clowns.” another funny from an Uppity commenter.