ROFLMAO…
Jonah, re that story about the District of Columbia upgrading the quality and size of its free student condoms, I think this paragraph deserves to be chiseled on the tombstone of the Republic:
“If people get what they don’t want, they are just going to trash them,” said T. Squalls, 30, who attends the University of the District of Columbia. “So why not spend a few extra dollars and get what people want?”
The Hyacinth Girl responds:
Hey, T., why don’t you spend a few extra dollars and buy your own, jackass?
She has a point. Why should T Squalls, 30, bill DC taxpayers for his sex life? Thirty is so old you’re not even eligible for Obama’s child health-care coverage. Thirty is what less evolved societies used to call “early middle age”.
Why is (DC taxpayer) Jonah Goldberg buying condoms for 30-year old men he doesn’t know? Because that’s big government for you: You start a free-condom program for sexually active Fourth Graders, and next thing you know elderly swingers in the twelfth year of Social Construct Studies want in. The DC condompalooza is a perfect example of progressive thinking’s malign paradox: It both destroys childhood and infantilizes adulthood, leaving a big chunk of the populace in eternal adolescence.
via Re: Branding Matters – Mark Steyn – The Corner on National Review Online.
May 23, 2010 at 8:08 pm
don’t worry, handing out free birth control is a temporary solution. now there’s early
interventionindoctrination. it should work a whole lot better with the next generation.http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/cliff-norfolk-va-students-given-unborn-fetu
May 24, 2010 at 7:46 am
Yes Nom, if you catch them early and indoctrinate them, there is hope and then we don’t have to pay for the bc. LOL
May 24, 2010 at 11:39 am
and if the plastic fetii don’t
successfully brainwash little gradeschool girls into believing they are unworthy of personal autonomy, there’s always excommunicationhttp://ncronline.org/news/justice/nun-excommunicated-allowing-abortion
May 24, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Yes, I had seen that last night when catching up.
May 24, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I wonder if this guy and this one get together often?
May 24, 2010 at 1:55 am
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May 24, 2010 at 2:01 am
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May 25, 2010 at 8:18 am
In wrapping up the interview, student Jonah anguished “Why should they care about the cost? I only need thimble sized condoms!!!”
May 25, 2010 at 8:45 am
Ahahhahhaha, “thimble sized” is about right.