Unlike SO many slave owners at least I did not impregnate any of my slaves.

Confessions of a slave owner…Do Wa Dippity.

As a child I used to have a bunch of hamsters.

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Then one sad day my fun with hamsters ended. Hamsters being rodents NEED to gnaw on things to keep their tooth growth in check and one day I put some pencils in the cages figuring the wood would be a great gnawing medium. However, I did not think it through and it turned out the the graphite core in the pencils killed all my hamsters. I was a little traumatized to come home from first grade to find I had inadvertently killed all my little buddies. Little furry bodies were strewn everywhere. Oh the horror!

After All these years and now I find out I was a slave owner. OH MY GOD! Then to make it even worse I had my own little concentration camps going. Instead of nice “showers” though I gave them graphite “chew toys”. I killed all my little slaves! Excuse me, suddenly I feel sick!

The only bright spot to this whole sick sad story is that unlike SO many slave owners at least I did not impregnate any of my slaves. Thank god for small favors!

Gosh, I guess I was one as well. Bwhahahhahaha.

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Uncle Baruch Says:

July 29, 2010 at 8:01 pm

Wow, you know nerdyredneck really did justice to that video.

I slapped him up on TPN’s blogroll – dropped a comment encouraging him to keep going…

Thanks, McN -

Hey, have you noticed – the media are in a state of total disarray. The whole shebang is coming undone. Maybe it was the best thing that this knucklehead judge agreed with O-What’s-His-Name. Now this sucka’s going all the way to the SCOTUS.

The heat’s on now. Ain’t no going back this time. Let’s just say Reverend Wright ain’t going to be there to help him this time. And he’s run out of people to throw under the bus, too. Plus, Hillary’s got to be pissed – or happy – depending on how you look at things. Rangel’s going down. Bwaney had to admit that the VAT tax -er, ransom – ain’t gonna be there to pay for all the shakedowns and payoffs…

It’s getting ugly. Yep, sho is…