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WZ caught this one.

A man takes a photo of a sex doll (C) depicting US President Barack Obama during the Asia Adult Expo on August 22, 2010 at the Venetian Convention Centre in Macau. The third Asia Adult Expo (AAE) is taking place in the southern Chinese territory from August 19th to 22nd and reportedly attracted some 25,000 visitors in 2009.

via Photo from Getty Images.

Hey, it’s Friday and we need something more.  Let’s talk about Hope:

I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan,
I do not like this ‘YES WE CAN’.
I do not like this spending spree,
I’m smart, I know that nothing’s free,
I do not like your smug replies, when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. nope, nope, nope.

Dr. Seuss for 2010

From Kono and sent to IOTW

Oh, there is more…

Kono’s Dr. Seuss submission is causing quite a sensation.

Don Fredrick, author of The Obama Timeline… and thoughts on restoring American liberties, continues this Dr. Seuss post we had previously posted.

I do not like ObamaCare,

As it will only raise the fare.

Obama will not save the day,

He’ll only scare the docs away.

And presidents should never bow;

Should we, could we, impeach him now?

I do not like Afghanistan,

Al-Qaeda or the Taliban.

But if we plan to win the fight

We need to fight with all our might.

We cannot tie our soldiers’ hands,

With wimpy generals in command,

And orders not to shoot to kill;

Of that I’ve simply had my fill.

I do not like that wife Michelle,

With eyebrows that came straight from Hell.

I do not like her attitude,

Or being lectured on my food.

A hypocrite she has become,

While flying ‘round on Air Force One.

I know that I don’t need first class,

‘Cause I don’t have that same wide ass.

I do not like that Biden guy,

But better that he’s drunk, not high.

And Jarrett, Axelrod, and Rahm,

To get their way would kill my mom.

I do not like Obama’s plan

To spend as quickly as he can.

To spend much more than we all have

Is just a temporary salve.

The bills we someday all must pay—

Not leave for just another day,

For grandkids that we leave behind,

Will always have our debt in mind.

O’s bloated budget we must cut,

To get out of this debtor’s rut.

We can’t afford his cap and trade,

Or billions more for foreign aid.

We have to end the public dole,

Hard work must now become the goal.

The borders must be sealed quite tight,

To stop invaders left and right.

The racist charges we’ll ignore;

The main thing is to mind the store.

It is quite simply common sense,

To build a long, strong border fence.

To keep illegals out, yes, that;

Undocumented Democrats!

The bitter pill we need to take,

Is that we made one huge mistake.

But God he’s not—he’s just a man,

And we’ll evict him, “Yes we can!”

The emperor, he has no clothes,

And as he gazes down his nose,

He thinks he is the best of all,

But soon he’ll take a mighty fall.

We’ve taken measure of the man,

And spread the word as best we can.

November 2 will be the day

On which we take his power away.

The media will be enraged,

That citizens became engaged.

The O will curl into a ball,

Or pound his fist against the wall.

His leftist schemes will have been stopped,

Despite the COLB he Photoshopped.

Deport him soon, we’ll try, we’ll try!

And cause Michelle to cry, cry, cry!

We’ll take control from sea to sea,

Restoring every liberty!

And then we’ll see it, yes we will…

That shining city on the hill!

Brace yourselves for the goat loving wisdom.  Found @ IOTW.

So why does the son of Hamas founder find flaw with the mosque?

Ask him if they will tolerate women walking through the front doors, or whether homosexuals will be welcomed with open arms?  Religious tolerance?  WTF is wrong with this administration?

American taxpayers will pay the imam behind plans for a mosque near the Manhattan site of the Sept. 11 attacks $3,000 in fees for a three-nation outreach trip to the Middle East that will cost roughly $16,000, the State Department said Wednesday.

The department said Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf will get a daily $200 honorarium for the 15-day tour to Bahrain, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates, which is intended to promote religious tolerance.

Airfare is included, as well as the standard federal government per diem for expenses and lodging in each of the cities he will visit, spokesman P.J. Crowley said. Those per diem rates range from nearly $400 to nearly $500, according to official documents.

via Weasel Zippers.

Trying to backtrack that first statement?

Seeing the criticism of last night’s statement, Pelosi walked back her comments a bit. Her office released the following:

“The freedom of religion is a Constitutional right. Where a place of worship is located is a local decision.

“I support the statement made by the Interfaith Alliance that ‘We agree with the ADL that there is a need for transparency about who is funding the effort to build this Islamic center. At the same time, we should also ask who is funding the attacks against the construction of the center.’

“For all of those expressing concern about the 9/11 families, we call upon them to join us in support of the James Zadroga 9/11 Health and Compensation Act when Congress returns in September.”

Translated into English that statement means:

OK people are pissed off about the first statement, which I admit was stupid, but I can’t walk it back completely so I will add an investigation of the mosque funders so I can now appear to be even handed.

via YID With LID: Pelosi Tries to “Walk Back” Her Call to Investigate the Mosque Protesters.

Spike Lee slams gov’t over BP .

Lee said that American greed stood to bring down the country: “We have people in office appointed and voted in and people in big business positions who only care about the dollar bill, and there are people [who] get harmed, people [who] die. They say that’s the cost of doing business.”

Is he speaking of his pal in the POTUS seat?  Newsflash Spike, this is hope and change.

If that doesn’t make you squirm, try Olby calling the mosque opposition the leaders of the New Holocaust.   Someone do this guy a favor and give him some major mood altering drugs.