Obama’s Devotion to the Virgin Mary: Who Knew?.
Somehow this slipped past the Disputations filter, but during her vacation in Spain in August, First Lady Michelle Obama revealed that her husband — a.k.a. President Obama — “always carries a picture of Mary Help of Christians in his wallet.”
Mary Help of Christians is the patroness of the Salesian order of priests and nuns, and during an Aug. 13 visit to the Spanish city of Ronda with her daughter, Sasha, the first lady stopped at the Salesian community there.
According to the Salesian news service, she told the priest in charge that her husband “always carries with him a photograph with an image of Mary Help of Christians, to whom, those present reported, the first family of the United States has great devotion.”
Seriously?
For Catholics, the special prayer to Jesus through his mother Mary for divine aid is about as, well, Catholic as you can get (evidence of a particular supplication to the Virgin dates back to the 3rd century, according to some sources). It is also more evidence for my colleague Jeff Weiss’s theory that Obama is actually a closet Catholic and not a crypto-Muslim, as many believe.
But Obama’s Marian devotion could resonate even more deeply, as the prayer to Mary Help of Christians is associated with two of the greatest battles in history between Christendom and Islam, both victories by papal forces.
The Virgin Mary was first formally given the title of “Help of Christians” by Pope Pius V after the dramatic naval victory over the Turkish forces at the Battle of Lepanto in 1571. Then in 1683, the forces of Christendom beat back the 200,000 Ottoman Turks from the gates of Vienna. During the fighting, Emperor Leopold I of Austria took refuge in the Shrine of Mary Help of Christians at Pasau.
Many view those clashes as prequels to today’s war between the West and radical Islam. The Blessed Virgin Mary to the rescue again?
September 28, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Man, they not only make it up fast and furiously, but they lay it on with a trowel.
September 28, 2010 at 9:30 pm
OMG, you are sooooo funny Mary. I knew you would have a good one, but I didn’t think it would be so smooth. LOL
September 29, 2010 at 6:06 pm
I figured he wore a patron saint of bull shit medal.
September 29, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Can we have a visual, please?
September 29, 2010 at 8:32 am
You said it Mary!
Lies lies and more lies from the Alien in the White House. (I hear he is from Uranus!)
September 29, 2010 at 8:35 am
Oh, and speaking of aliens reminds me.
Did anyone else watch the Simpsons 22nd season premier this past Sunday?
I wondered if people got the “Obama” Nobel Prize references in the Simpsons premier episode.
I also see that in last year’s (2009) Doctor Who series that the British are also making fun of Obama!
The Britishers were referring to Obama as their president.
However by the end of Part 1 of that Christmas Special, Obama had been turned into an alien by an alien from another planet!
Very wicked British satire!
September 29, 2010 at 10:50 am
I like it.
September 29, 2010 at 8:52 am
Ahahahahahahaha
September 30, 2010 at 12:02 pm
From Uranus you say, Buttered? Quick: get him a specimen cup.
September 30, 2010 at 10:39 am
Mary did you say “trowel”
or “towel?”
September 30, 2010 at 12:03 pm
You pays your money, you takes your choice.
September 28, 2010 at 10:15 pm
If anybody believes this I have some ocean front property in Nevada I’d like to speak with them about. I also have some bridges for sale, but you better hurry because they’re going fast!!
September 29, 2010 at 5:49 am
The original article’s author might be interested.
September 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Where did he get a photo of Mary? Oh wait he is The One. He must have taken it while visiting the manger with his blackberry.
September 29, 2010 at 6:16 pm
But of course DE. His super faboosh Blackberry that he cannot live without. You know, this would make a great visual for a Christmas header. There could be a Muslim and a Jew etc, etc. Because you know that he is whatever the fools want him to be.
September 29, 2010 at 9:08 am
it’s not like it would be any better if it were true: a president who believes in sympathetic magic instead of a fucking liar.
September 29, 2010 at 10:51 am
It’s not about what is or isn’t Nom. It’s about the flavor of the day…he’s a liar just like you said.
September 29, 2010 at 9:51 am
Ummmm….I’m not buying it Barry Soetero….
September 29, 2010 at 10:55 am
How many people live inside him? No one buys the closet Catholic business. It’s over the top. Next week it will be Ghandi or someone else.
September 29, 2010 at 11:17 am
I would be inclined to believe it if he said he was part of the Scientology group….much more plausible. Or maybe a survivor of Jonestown.
“Say What You Will…It Feels So Good”
September 29, 2010 at 11:22 am
Jonestown…that is a hoot!
Wait, he’ll use that next.
September 29, 2010 at 10:45 am
I don’t care what he carries in his pocket. A picture card, a golf tee, or a condom.
He (and his missus) are detestable and represent the absolute worst in people (judgmental, homophobic, misogynistic, r@cist, elitist, hateful hypocritical, narcissistic, lying pieces of @#*$^%@$%^) and I cannot fathom how people can see them as anything else.
September 29, 2010 at 10:55 am
leslie, we are all at a loss.
September 30, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Gee, Leslie, wish I’d said that. I hereby award you the coveted Triple Touché.
September 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
I’m relly sure this misogynistic bastard carries a picture of a woman in his wallet.
I hope all his Fundie pals drop their teeth when they read that he’s a secret Catholic.
September 30, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Make that Fundie Enablers, like Rick Warren and all the others who swear oilsoc is a Christian, couldn’t possibly be a Muslim (as vs. the entire Muslim world, who celebrate oilsoc as one of them).
September 30, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I don’t know Mary.
I think Larry Summers was a problem. Now, there is that Regie Love man. I think he plays on both sides of the fence.Who knows, he’s probably into goats.