November 2010


Daniel Rubin: An infuriating search at Philadelphia International Airport.  Why am I not surprised?  $8000.00 MIA.

That same screener started emptying her wallet. “He was taking out the receipts and looking at them,” she said.

“I understand that TSA is tasked with strengthening national security but [it] surely does not need to know what I purchased at Kohl’s or Wal-Mart,” she wrote in her complaint, which she sent me last week.

She says she asked what he was looking for and he replied, “Razor blades.” She wondered, “Wouldn’t that have shown up on the metal detector?”

In a side pocket she had tucked a deposit slip and seven checks made out to her and her husband, worth about $8,000.

Her thought: “Oh, my God, this is none of his business.”

Two Philadelphia police officers joined at least four TSA officers who had gathered around her. After conferring with the TSA screeners, one of the Philadelphia officers told her he was there because her checks were numbered sequentially, which she says they were not.

“It’s an indication you’ve embezzled these checks,” she says the police officer told her. He also told her she appeared nervous. She hadn’t before that moment, she says.

She protested when the officer started to walk away with the checks. “That’s my money,” she remembers saying. The officer’s reply? “It’s not your money.”

Damn, your kids aren’t safe either.  Geez, it sounds like Janet strikes again.  Not only is the border the safest evah, but so are the airports!  Now, don’t go taping these assclowns because now they are going to confiscate your camera.

In defense of scanners, guess who was flying with POTUS at the time?

The TS of A.

Somehow, patting down disabled, elderly improves security.

To find the needle, reduce the haystack.

Strip instead of getting a quickie.

Anthony, this one is for you.


Anyone see a problem with these thin skinned kids? Or is it their parents who insist that their kids are not failing?

The dreaded F has been all but banished from the grade books.

The report cards that arrived home late last week showed few failing grades but instead marks of “I” for incomplete, indicating that students still owe their teachers essential work. They will get Fs only if they fail to complete assignments and learn the content in the months to come.

At West Potomac High School, taking F off the grade books.  I’d really like to know what you all think about this.   I’m sure that the self esteem issues will be kept at bay until they make the big time F…at work and are fired.

Catchy, yes! Just in time for the holidays.
Video is at Iowahawk and his pals, Scott Hill & the Jet Set swingers!

Comply With Me*

(With deepest apologies to Sammy Cahn, Jimmy Van Heusen & Frank Sinatra)

Comply with me, before you fly away
Remove those shoes and take a cruise
Through my peekaboo X-ray
Comply with me, I’m your friendly TSA

Comply with me, you domestic coach class bums
If you opt out I’ll just give a shout
To my icy-handed chums
Comply with me, bend over here it comes

Once I get all up there where your hair is ticklish
I’ll just fish
Got my wish
Once I get all up there you’ll be squirming like an eel
You may squeal
At the feel
When we’re together

Proctology is such a lovely trade
I’ll show you love with my rubber glove
Try not to be afraid
I’d be a perfect gentleman, if you had just obeyed
Comply with me, I’m GS8 pay grade

Janet Napolitano says to spread ‘em wide
Have you tried Astro-glide?
Janet Napolitano knows your clothes are off
Head aloft
Turn it and cough
When we’re together

Don’t crack wise or I’ll ruin your whole day
Please don’t frown when I pat you down
It alerts the CIA
It’s perfectly legal practice except at Gitmo Bay
Comply with me, comply comply
Comply with me, obey, obey, obey!

Check out the security risks on that one! Yeah!

*Iowahawk reminds you: song parodies are the lowest form of humor

Sexual assault of a 14 year old.  If only the Janet  et al would own up to this.

everyone knows that the entire apparatus of the security line is a national homage to political correctness.

The ugly scoop on the gross out.

WINTHROP, Mass. — A Transportation Security Administration worker at Logan International Airport is accused of assaulting a 14-year-old girl.

Sean Shanahan, 45, of Winthrop is being held on $50,000 cash bail following his arraignment in East Boston District Court. He is charged with statutory rape, enticement of a child and indecent assault and battery on a person 14 or older.

He has also been ordered not to contact the victim or any minors.

Winthrop Police said this all started when a father contacted them about sexually explicit text messages on his daughter’s cell phone.

Shanahan reportedly began contact with the girl in January.

“The defendant stated to us that it was in fact a ‘sexting’ relationship…they were sending inappropriate text messages to each other of an inappropriate nature,” said Lt. Brian Perrin of the Winthrop Police Department.

Police said the inappropriate contact escalated and Shanahan had physical sexual contact with the girl at his Winthrop home in February over school break.

“As a result of interviews with victims as well as witnesses it was revealed that there was in fact a rape of a child,” Perrin said.

The TSA said Shanahan is not presently working at the airport and released the following statement on Tuesday:

“TSA cannot comment on an ongoing police investigation, however, we can assure travelers every TSA employee is subject to a significant background check, including criminal history, before they are offered a job. Unfortunately, these checks do not predict future behavior. This individual is not working at the airport at the present time.”

Shanahan is reportedly due back in court on April 5.

Then there is the 12 year old that was body scanned in Florida without her parents there to advocate for her.

Don’t these people have anything better to do?

On Wednesday, Germany boosted security amid intelligence pointing to a planned terror attack.

It is not known if the latest discovery was part of this attack, says the BBC’s Stephen Evans in Berlin.

 

Suspicious package found in ‘German-bound’ airport bag.

This is just too rich to pass on.  George Soros’ stinging chat with top donors.

According to multiple sources with knowledge of his remarks, Soros told those in attendance that he is “used to fighting losing battles but doesn’t like to lose without fighting.”

“We have just lost this election, we need to draw a line,” he said, according to several Democratic sources. “And if this president can’t do what we need, it is time to start looking somewhere else.”

Does the Won understand that his master is talking trash about him?

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