Especially, not one from someone that could have been his grandmother.

Kevin Funderburk, a 25-year-old degenerate, decided he was badly in need of a woman. But he was unable to obtain one by the usual means — a problem common to the degenerate species. So he knocked on a 71-year-old woman’s door, claiming to be homeless with nowhere to go…

What ensues next what nothing short of typical creep behavior.  The lady of the house was not going to have any of that.

Let’s just say that the little punk took a nasty ass whupping.

Details.

“When we arrived, he was unconscious and lying in his own vomit in the back of the house,” Moore said. “He was in the hospital in Wichita over the weekend and they stapled his scalp.”

As you can well imagine, Kevin might think twice about ever trying this stunt on any woman again.   Let alone a wiser, and older woman.

The woman, whose name has not been revealed, called the police. What police found when they got there was an unconscious Funderburk lying in his own vomit in the back of the house.

According to reports the feisty woman was injured, but there are no details as to the extent of her injuries.

Funderburk was jailed on $55,200 bond on suspicion of attempted rape, aggravated battery, criminal restraint and criminal damage to property.

Just in case you are wondering what caused all the damage?  The weapon of choice was a heavy culinary instrument known as a frying pan.

Oh, Kevin is no saint because he has done this before. Come to my house turd, and see what a pack of dogs does to that mug of yours.  There won’t be any breeding parts left to create another one of you.