Yes, the world is in complete shambles. We have to laugh sometime.
WARNING: Absolutely un PC.
Well, a bit of bathroom humor never hurt anything according to my friend that sent me these.
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Dear Twilight fans,
Sincerely,
Logic
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Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere
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Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game….
Sincerely,
Waldo
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Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There’s a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you’re gonna get….
Sincerely,
Jenny
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Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy okay?
Sincerely,
The Mayans
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Dear Man,
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
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Yes, they are silly. It’s just a moment in another long day of stuff. Ask the IRS about April 15th.
April 15, 2011 at 7:22 am
What happens when you take ginko biloba and viagra at the same time?
You remember WTF you were doing.
April 15, 2011 at 8:34 am
Excellent leslie. The next door neighbors heard me laugh on that one.
April 15, 2011 at 7:44 am
comic relief….thanks…
April 15, 2011 at 8:35 am
Life is way too short to not laugh when you can wca.
April 15, 2011 at 8:21 am
Priorities being what they are….
“The Oval Office, I always thought I was going to have really cool phones and stuff,”
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/obama_unplugged_where_are_the_cool_eAmxWDtLpBId2IxNFuugJO#ixzz1JbbcmYWV
April 15, 2011 at 8:37 am
This is what he thinks will solve the world’s needs? If ever there was a title that befits the word “moron,” this guy has earned it.
April 15, 2011 at 8:48 am
now let him explain that part of Qatar’s wealth comes from selling Libya’s oil.
http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/04/12/2994518/qatar-confirms-helping-libyan.html
amazing how mush a
not reallygrassroots rebellion can do with somehelp from the oligarchsforesight.April 15, 2011 at 8:49 am
that would be “much”, lol; one was considering what was in BHO’s head while typing: not pretty.
April 15, 2011 at 8:51 am
He’s never going to talk about “real” stuff Nom, just bits and pieces that he thinks might up his poll numbers.
April 15, 2011 at 8:54 am
one imagines he has known from the outset that he has been selected against for a second term: he just wants the stage in the meantime
April 15, 2011 at 9:19 am
Then someone should get that really super long cane and hook him off the stage. He sounds so dumb.
April 15, 2011 at 10:02 am
I’d rather someone went for the anvil trick.just sayin.
April 15, 2011 at 8:50 am
This is a scream.
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2011/04/corporate-tax-rates-then-and-now/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheBigPicture+%28The+Big+Picture%29
I didn’t say it was funny.
April 15, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I don’t know if that’s the whole picture…American companies are taxed twice…foreign companies are not. This is one of the reasons American companies keep their money overseas…
We also are taking it up the ass in trade…again our companies are at a huge disadvantage…just sayin’
We can’t compete with China & Mexico…
2 things Trump would clean up….
April 15, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Trump would do no such thing. Trump benefits from the status quo; he is no more sincere than was BHO. The man is the recipient of at least 3 taxpayer bailouts himself. Recollect that the value of his real estate hinges upon the propping of wall street.
We most certainly could compete with China, Mexico, (Colombia, South Korea & Panama) if americans stopped buying goods from these countries. But they buy goods with artificially low prices that arise from the underpayment of foreign workers and refuse to recognize it.
As for “american” companies who keep their money overseas to avoid the taxation small companies pay: they ought to be stripped of their citizenship.
April 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm
We don’t know what he would do Nom. He is very capable of making everyone go bonkers and walking off laughing into the sunset.
We need to learn to swallow hard, pay, and learn how to build things again. We really have screwed ourselves.
April 15, 2011 at 6:57 pm
“We don’t know what he would do Nom.”
Yes, we do: he would do what he has done before, what he is doing now. And that is nothing like what he says he would do.
April 16, 2011 at 6:59 am
I think I shall wait and see in the meantime.
April 16, 2011 at 5:05 pm
perhaps the
otheroligarchs will pick him after all and dispense with intermediaries.mostly I think Trump will not run because this seems less desirable as a set up to a Jeb Bush presidency that jmo is a near certainty for 2016.
Google does seem to be shilling for Trump though in the same way that it did for BHO. Try typing in insulting comments about Trump and one will see what I mean.
April 16, 2011 at 6:29 pm
We’ll see Nom. Time is going to tell. The GOP and the Dems have their knickers in a knot and it seems to be getting tighter. In the meantime, I would like more popcorn please.
April 18, 2011 at 8:07 pm
http://cryptome.org/
see trump-wwe-2009.zip presently top of list
April 15, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Thanks! I needed the laughs.
April 15, 2011 at 5:50 pm
We ALL need the laughs these days Roger.