April 2011


Just like a bad case of diarrhea, Billy boy keeps going and going.

Poll: Donald Trump Beating Entire GOP Field By 9 Points | TPMDC.

Trump garnered 26% of the vote, followed by Mike Huckabee (17%), Mitt Romney (15%), Newt Gingrich (11%), and Sarah Palin (8%.) Ron Paul earned 5%, while Michele Bachmann and Tim Pawlenty took 4% each.

What’s that saying?  “Be afraid, be very afraid.”

Yes, the world is in complete shambles.  We have to laugh sometime. 

WARNING:  Absolutely un PC.

Well, a bit of bathroom humor never hurt anything according to my friend that sent me these.

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Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.  Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely,

Logic

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Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son’s virginity.

Sincerely,

Parents Everywhere

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Dear Anne Frank,

Two can play this game….

Sincerely,

Waldo

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Dear Mr. Gump

WTF are you talking about?  There’s a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you’re gonna get….

Sincerely,

Jenny

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Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012.  Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy okay?

Sincerely,

The Mayans

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Dear Man,

It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,

Elephant

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Yes, they are silly.  It’s just a moment in another long day of stuff.  Ask the IRS about April 15th.

I know that it is time and time is money, but honestly they usually meet quarterly.    Pay of health insurance board members .

 

 

I don’t think that much will stop these folks.

Ed the putz said that “it had to be said.”  So, if this is a all bogus, why pay any mind to him Ed?

What did they think?  Arianna’s only loyalty is to her Hermes Birkin pocketbook.  (I don’t really know if she owns one, but it would never surprise me.)

Today, a group of bloggers led by union organizer and journalist Jonathan Tasini will file a class-action suit against the Huffington Post, founder Arianna Huffington, and AOL, which acquired the news-and-blogs site in February.

via AOL, Arianna Huffington Hit with Class Action Suit – Jeff Bercovici – Mixed Media – Forbes.

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