Mail-order hymens available to Canadians.
Starting at just $29.95, women can order a false hymen online, shipped from China.
The imports are officially banned in many Middle Eastern and North African countries, but women in North America and Great Britain are a fertile market.
“We have many urgent requests from women, begging us for urgent delivery before their wedding night,” says Mike Munro, with the Hymenshop.com. The online store opened in March 2010, and sells a couple thousand per month.
“There are some cultural notions out there that the ordinary person cannot just challenge and try and change them without paying a very dear price and in some case with their own lives.”
In Canada, some young women from predominantly Muslim backgrounds are desperate to appear as virgins, fearing they could be killed by their families if they do not have an intact hymen on their marriage beds after arranged marriages in their cultural home countries.
Some are getting plastic surgery in Canadian private clinics to re-attach their hymens.
The mail-order version is a thin film containing a packet of red fluid. The website advises to insert the film 20 minutes prior to sex in order to mimic the breaking of the hymen and showing the required “blood.”
The parcels come with alternate markings from generic sounding companies, evading interception.
What kind of religion of peace creates such anxiety?
July 13, 2011 at 6:53 am
From China? They better watch out it’s not contaminated with something that puts them (and maybe hubby too) in the hospital. That’d be even harder to explain.
July 13, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Yeah, God only knows what they don’t have a clue as to what China manufactured those pieces with.
July 13, 2011 at 7:10 am
Don’t you mean religion of piece?
July 13, 2011 at 12:26 pm
Ahahahahahahhahaaha.
July 13, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Religion of sausage & bacon pizza you say!!!!
July 13, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Don’t laugh Buttered.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523
July 14, 2011 at 11:44 am
LOL
Thanks for the laugh McN!!!!!!
Everyone check out that link!!!!!!!!
Hey why shouldn’t he be allowed to wear a pasta drainer when it clearly compliments his looks so well!!!!
Here’s a chuckle in return.
Here’s your new Obama(Don’t)Care’s Death Panels at work!
http://vodpod.com/search/browse?q=THE+AVALANCHES+-+FRONTIER+PSYCHIATRY
July 14, 2011 at 11:45 am
Oops, this is the link!
http://vodpod.com/watch/224987-the-avalanches-frontier-psychiatry
July 13, 2011 at 8:30 am
The Pope must be outraged! Hear he’s intercepting all packages addressed to convents…
July 13, 2011 at 12:25 pm
hahahahaahahahaha
July 13, 2011 at 6:03 pm
Bizarre
July 13, 2011 at 7:46 pm
More than bizzare.
July 13, 2011 at 6:38 pm
This must be why the Canadian Economy is BOOMING!!!! (Definitely compared to U.S..)
“Canada Generates Surprisingly Strong Job Growth”
http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2011/07/13/canada-generates-surprisingly-strong-job-growth/
While all we are allowed to do is eat our peas and beg more peas please.
http://pb-i4.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/16929-1310501577-1.jpg
July 13, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Buttered, it’s sick, but it will probably happen here.
July 14, 2011 at 4:01 am
Canada is an ally, it wouldn’t be nice to compete; we’ll sell child porn instead
http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/07/court-gives-accused-child-rapist-unlimited-access-to-child-porn-in-jail/
July 14, 2011 at 6:18 am
SICK SICK SICK! Is this what our country is coming to? No common sense whatsoever.
July 13, 2011 at 7:23 pm
FYI
“Devin Nunes added that the rumour in DC is that POTUS will back up the hysterical remark that Social Security checks will stop after August 2 by ordering letters sent out next week to the recipients. Social Security Babylon. And also the rumour includes a letter to the military personnel that they will not be paid after August 2.
In sum, POTUS is out of ideas and plans. Still, all POTUS can do is threaten and sign and intimidate and pout.
The polling from Florida shows that 54% of 1000 likely voters disapprove of the POTUS job performance. The White House is in denial. The jobs number last Friday 8 was so weak that it will take 300,000 jobs added each month for the next year to bring the unemployment rate down from 9.2 to 8.2 — and that is unacceptable ground for reelection. …”
http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2011/07/13/social-security-babylon-open-thread/#more-60180
July 13, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Temper tantrum on a biblical scale.
July 13, 2011 at 10:01 pm
“hysterical remark that Social Security checks will stop
B,
Hysterical i right, like child tightly wound in his own temper tantrum.
July 14, 2011 at 8:12 am
Artificial hymens, what won’t they think of next? This is just another example of the lack of responsibility for anything shown by the newer generations….why wait and save yourself for marriage, when you can just buy a replacement hymen?
“Say What You Will…It Feels So Good”
July 21, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Our artificial hymens are made in Japan, not all of them are made in China.
Canada does not make them though. The guy selling them is just from Canada apparently.
July 21, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Melissa, how did the natural disaster that hit Japan affect the manufacturing process?