Burglars 5 stupid teenagers mistake man’s ashes for coke, snort away.

The ashes were taken from a woman’s home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on Dec. 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said.

Dumb?  No, the best comes after they had done the deed they dumped the containers in a lake because their fingerprints were on them.