Ted Kaczynski, the “Unabomber,” apparently wanted to send his regards, so he updated his profile in a newsletter for the event this week.

Kaczynski — whose bombs killed three and wounded 23 during a two-decade nationwide terror campaign — listed his occupation as “prisoner.”

Under the awards section, he boasts about his “eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998.”

via Unabomber Ted Kaczynski sends his regrets for missing Harvard reunion.

If any graduates from the Class of ’62 feel like reconnecting with Kaczynski, he provided an address: his prisoner number and PO box at the Colorado prison.

Tedward, why are we feeding and housing you still?