UPDATE:  Fondling the feeding tube just got scummier.  This is getting to be a real sickness.

Man Claims ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Got Him Frisked At SFO.

“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.

“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my dick,” he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.

Falcon said there was no immediate response to his answer from the TSA personnel. “I think they were more embarrased than I was,” he said in the CBS SF interview.

Next time Mr. Falcon, take a flyer with your pic on it and just hand it over to these freaks.