I guess his spouse really didn’t want him around anymore.

Franziska Hansen, 33 from Germany is accused of ‘attempted manslaughter with a weapon’ after her boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him with her breasts and pretend it was a sex game of motorboat.

I can’t believe that she has actually been charged with trying to suffocate her spouse?

‘I couldn’t breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn’t tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.’

via Man Escapes Death After Wife Tried To Suffocate Him By Motorboating His Face With Her 38DD Breasts.