I don’t know about you, but my dogs and birds would have a heyday on this.  As for me, I’d have nightly night terrors.

A Pennsylvania woman hoped she would find her life-size President Obama statue after someone had the audacity to steal it — but authorities won’t need to drone on about the missing commander-in-chief any longer.

A local man found it a few days later in a nearby park with a six-pack of Twisted Tea.

“I just happen to glance down at the picnic table down here and I was like, ‘No it really isn’t,'” Bill Phillips told Eyewitness News. “So I came down and drove around up next to it and looked at it and just burst out laughing.”

Police returned the statue, which depicts Obama smiling with his legs crossed and his right arm stretched out, to Tiffany Bruce, of Wilkes-Barre, on Thursday.

Stolen Obama statue found on park bench, returned to owner – NY Daily News.